The fat bois. The safari bois. The tooty bois. The stompy bois. The big bois. The bald bois. The big-ass ear bois. The sad bois. The fucking conga line bois. The poached bois. The tusky bois. The bois that killed my dad. For now, I'm sad. But when I see these elephants, I get mad. And I just might do something bad...